In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation for Easter and Passover
holidays and decided to contact the local ACLU about the discrimination inflicted
on atheists by the constant celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with
all their holidays while the atheists had no holiday to celebrate.
The
ACLU jumped on the opportunity to once again pick up the cause of the godless
and assigned their sharpest attorneys to the case.
The case was brought before
a wise judge who after listening to the long, passionate presentation of the ACLU
lawyers, promptly banged his gavel and declared, "Case dismissed!"
The lead ACLU
lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and said, "Your honor, how
can you possibly dismiss this case? Surely the Christians have Christmas, Easter
and many other observances. And the Jews--why in addition to Passover they have
Yom Kippur and Hanukkah ..and yet my client and all other atheists have no such
holiday!"
The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said "Obviously your
client is too confused to know about, or for that matter, even celebrate the atheists'
holiday!"
The ACLU lawyer pompously said "We are aware of no such holiday for
atheists, just when might that be, your honor?"
The judge said "Well it comes
every year on exactly the same date---April 1st!"